IMPORTANT NEWS: Cool things on the internet

And not just cats. Okay, there’s one cat.

Conspirators! Nibblers! Readers! 

Thanks for opening, we have some good news. We’re expanding our scope, and we’re leaving Mondays behind (f*** Monday, for real).

The Shift - Monday to Friday: We’re shifting our Conspiracy Nibble posts from Mondays to Fridays. Why? Because we want to. (But really, Mondays = weekend email clog up and we won’t want you to have to search too hard for us, ya dig?) And don’t worry, they will continue to go wonderfully with that first morning poopoo.

The Expansion - Wait What?! Wednesdays: Remember last Friday’s email blast (hastily labeled F***ing Fascinating Friday) where we scoured the internet for anything crazy, wacky, and fascinating? It did so well that we’re adding it to the weekly agenda, only we’re doing it on good ole Hump Day. So keep an eye out for Wait What?! Wednesdays every Wednesday morning. 

To sum up: if you don’t see us on Monday morning don’t panic! We’re just shifting gears and taking...ears? (sharpening spears? Crushing beers? Idk, I wanted to rhyme.) 

Enjoy the forever betterment of your Wednesdays and Fridays, dear readers. And if you’ve read this far, you deserve a treat. Here’s a dope cat snowboarding with a skateboard. 

As always, 

Stay ‘spicious